I wasn’t expecting it to be good to be honest, his experience probably made it better cause one of us knew what the hip heck was going on. I wouldn’t know my way from one side of the peen to the other… I still don’t.
So if you’re looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend, out weird them with your creepy friends and kidnap them into movie nights and snuggles. To be honest if he hadn’t I’d have probably never seen him again because that’s not how my one night snuggle stands normally go….. I have problems.
So a month ago I moved to university, and made an annoyed post about the lack of guys interested in just dating me…. I found a guy. He’s super sweet. He’s also my first in many ways over the last two weeks or so; my first date, my first boyfriend, my first FIRST and recently…… Continue reading Little Miss VERY Dateable
I’m so freaking done, and not because all the guys I seem to meet don’t want to date me… but because they all assume I want to date them. Like just… We can be having a perfectly eligible conversation and then the next minute I get a spontaneous ‘You’re really nice but I’m not looking…… Continue reading Little Miss Undatable
Okay I can talk…. as in I make noise with my mouth and the human brain transforms that into a glorious creation of words and pictures to create meaning. I can hold conversations, I can scream my lungs out, I’m not mute I swear. I was talking… typing to a recently acquired friend, yes from…… Continue reading I Can’t Talk.
Ahhh~ Omegle. The place where online predetors try and get underage kids to do sexy things. Or in other words, the land of d**ks for men who don’t understand that PornHub exists. So I am known for my bad life decisions… however I think this may be the best worst idea I’ve ever had. I…… Continue reading The Magic of Omegle
I feel like this is the point in which most people list their bucket list for the rest of the new year… however the items I wish to achieve in life I don’t think I am able to do within in the confinement of a single year. So instead I will list the things I wish to do…… Continue reading Things To Do Before I Die: