So if you’re looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend, out weird them with your creepy friends and kidnap them into movie nights and snuggles. To be honest if he hadn’t I’d have probably never seen him again because that’s not how my one night snuggle stands normally go….. I have problems.
So a month ago I moved to university, and made an annoyed post about the lack of guys interested in just dating me…. I found a guy. He’s super sweet. He’s also my first in many ways over the last two weeks or so; my first date, my first boyfriend, my first FIRST and recently…… Continue reading Little Miss VERY Dateable
I’m so freaking done, and not because all the guys I seem to meet don’t want to date me… but because they all assume I want to date them. Like just… We can be having a perfectly eligible conversation and then the next minute I get a spontaneous ‘You’re really nice but I’m not looking…… Continue reading Little Miss Undatable
The lady next to me has requested a panini at least three times and has only just actually got an order in. It’s like a bloody pantomime, I almost didn’t have to pay for my drink because the lady forgot. My conscience however would not allow me to deprive them of their money so I pulled another woman down and paid, am I good person or what?
Peering round Larry I start to play Guess the Flavour, when Christian once again helps me out and starts to translate the flavours he knew as best he could. We weren’t sure about some of the odd looking flavours, however popcorn flavoured ice cream rather took my fancy. Popcorn? In ice cream? How peculiar.
I was so distracted by life that he ended up reminding me pretty much all the time, leaving a running joke that we were husband and wife, until he went bankrupt and joined the war, leaving me alone without children. His only inheritance were properties on the west side.
It was very confused why it couldn’t eat the delicious cheesy goodness, and instead kept getting squirted with cold water whenever it was presented by the weird humans. Why else would it be on the big circle thing? Is the circle thing not a sitting place for a kitten to eat from?